vunes:

I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

Me at a Broadway Show
orchestra: plays first chord.
me: sobbing

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

punkrockbetty:

arsenicandspace:

spookular:

buzzfeedfood:

how to make all the best things

I am SO making those fruit roll-ups.

BECAUSE DIY POPTARTS SND DUNKAROOS

Dunkaroos… you are my savior!

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."